Vividly Out of Order

This dream was pretty intense, I had it last night and it was just really fucked up. It's pretty out of order and I don't remember the entire thing, but..here goes.

It began in school where I was switching my classes. As of right now, I dropped Pre-Calculus and am with out a math credit this time around. I was hanging out in the guidance office talking with my guidance counselor and she's all, "Just drop Chemistry, and pick up AP Statistics."

Fine, whatever even though I'd fail at it and I hated the asshole teacher. The entire time I had this mindset I was going to fail and I remember telling my friends, "No don't worry, it doesn't show up on my transcripts that I dropped Chem, just that I picked up AP Stats."

So I was in the clear and I walked into the classroom full of the dunces in my grade. They were all assholes, and on top of it all I thought the teacher was a whole-hearted asshole. I sat down at my desk next to the teacher's desk, this classroom was my ninth grade World History Classroom and there was a projector and we were going to look at a power point.

And this teacher NEVER fucking did power points when I had him as a teacher, so now he's finally deciding to teach like a proper dunce, go figure after I almost failed his class. So anyway I get called down to guidance, but the dream didn't LEAD to guidance. It lead to me being in the woods and worst of all, the Gosselin family now came into the picture. Don't ask me how, but there was talk about Kate Gosselin's bad haircut and her fucking menace children and be babysitting them.

Don't get me wrong, I love kids! But Maddie and Kara are little bitches and those kids don't have a hold on themselves. So it reminded me of the movie Twilight Saga: New Moon by where we were in the woods, just no slow motion asshole vampires or half-naked Abercrombie Model bad actors.

We were walking through just sort of, babysitting? I don't really remember, it was really fuzzy and just intense and I woke up like what the fuck mees?

Then we were at Universal Studios in Florida. And some background information, every year my Uncle's family and mine would take a trip down to Florida and we looked like a summer camp. And I remember seeing all the old buildings of the park, they were really awesome and this was my all time favorite park. I was dressed the exact same way I was in a little picture of my dad, I was wearing a blue jacket and I had sandals on but I felt like I was only being talked to through my concious. I never actually saw myself, which is a good thing, I just knew what was going on.

And this is where it gets really out of order, there was a fire and all this shit and this old house on fire but we'll get to that later. But I worn you, this shit is going to get out of whack because its just so fucking intense. I remember there was this really old guy, I don't remember his name that well but he was old, he lived in the house that was on fire and he was a real asshole becuase he lit the park on fire.

Me and a couple friends of mine were running down the steps really really fast, jumping down the corridors and the steps had cobwebs and shit, slime, the doors were locked, some where unlocked and I remember turning them slightly as I hurried down the stairs.

Whatever, not important but it's what I remember. And then because we ran down the steps, it pissed this guy off even more and he started lighting the entire park on fire. We reached this room and the Mafia was sitting there, Yes the fucking Mafia and this one guy had a slicked back hair cut and a monkey suit on.

And I remember him saying, "I really feel the heat," he referred to the fire, "I can feel the fishes too."

I was like what the fuck mees? And I sat down next to him, it was an yellow and brown couch that looked like a bunch of shit. And let me tell you, I had no idea what he meant by fishes but there was surely some heat feeling coming up from that couch.

The scene switched again to the Jetsons ride at the park and I remember being told conciously that I was scared and my mom and brother were warning me that maybe I shouldn't go on. But this was one of my favorite rides and when we were at the park last time, some kid puked on this shit or whatever. So the summer camp dual familes booked it to the line but then we realized, "Oh shit, we don't have any tickets!"

So me, my cousin anthony and my brother nick were still waiting in line while the summer camp fam ran to get tickets. I remember they turned the corner with tickets as the ride was loading and they were holding out their tickets and shit and were yelling at us to "GO!" Oh man that part was cool because I remember actually looking into the ride.

But when you wake up, you just realize it's all fake and it sucks because when you can't ride because of gullibility, you want to stab yourself with a cactus knife. So whatever, I never go to know how it felt to ride it again and I haven't rode this ride in years!

All I remember was seeing some scenes from the ride, rocking back and forth and then I woke up again. But i was sort of in and out of sleep and I was over a scrabble board. And I'll admit it, I think I was talking to myself for a couple minutes about my moves.

I remember making the word "Lush" When I shouldn't have off of a triple word score because I still had a Q and a J in my tiles and I didn't want to lose. Because, the Q on Lexulous is 12 points and the J Is 8 points, and if I didn't use them the 20 points would be deducted from me and be given to my partner.

So, what I did was I was hovering over the board and said to myself, "I have room for the Q, I see the I so I could put it there. And I think I'll find a J."

I never knew if I won that game...

When I woke up I played scrabble, and I beat some dunce with the nick 'funkytown3' they sucked, I won. Boohyah.